Stop! I am an uninteresting man with an uninteresting life of an uninteresting size be warned if you proceed any further you stand the risk of being bored out of your wits
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: 1. I do physical labor. 2. I work at great depths. 3. I plunge head first into eve more
It s been bloody good. I was just wasting time a little while ago, reminscing on the year so far and the new experiences I ve encountered in the last three months. It s amazing how many things have happened, and I m feeling very grateful to higher beings for my good fortune as of late. Perhaps it s more