A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips and every once in awhile a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, “Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.” “Oh re more
Sat Jun 06 09:25pm PDT
Dan was a nice, but plain single guy living at home with his elderly, widowed father and working in the family business. One day his father took him aside and laid out his finances and Dan was stunned to learn how much money he would inherit when his father died. He also figured out that with more
Mon May 18 03:56pm PDT
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, ‘Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing and it’s naughty.’ ‘What do they say?’ the priest inquired. They say, ‘Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun?’ ‘That’s obscene!’ the pri more
Tue May 12 12:56pm PDT
My son graduates from high school today. It’s an appropriate milestone to reflect back on the years it took to get us to this point. Elam was born six weeks premature; not through any fault of his own, but because his mother was suffering from congestive heart failure. He was a small child (5th more
Fri Jun 05 10:21am PDT
I’ll be honest—I haven’t really been a fan of Hulu until now. I was one of the original beta testers before the site opened, and I could just never get into it. Frankly, watching a TV show in a little window inside a web browser had a few problems: The video screen was too small, and Being i more
Fri May 29 11:26am PDT
Yesterday morning, Momma Fox showed up. This confirms, I think, that the critters we recently saw behind the house are, in fact, California Gray Foxes. I’m guessing they have a den deep inside that thicket. more
Mon May 25 09:33am PDT