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- An Open Letter...
Dear HEB Customer, It s true that irony is lost on some people. When someone reaches the extent of being totally clueless however, it s just sad. Let s get one thing perfectly clear. This is the ULTIMATE definition of irony: You, as you are getting out of your Hummer, with your HEB greenbags: As yo… more
Sun Jul 06 06:00am PDT
- My Personal "Warning Label"
Ok, here s an advisory/warning that, (again with accolades to Frank Zappa), that in a truly FREE society, would not be needed to be issued. We are in July now, and approaching the delegate convention season. If you are an ultra right wing, conservative, faith based republican, go ahead and remove m… more
Fri Jul 04 04:55pm PDT
- Happy July $th
(No, that was NOT a typo... THIS time.) Happy July 4th everyone! Just please, remember this July 4th that in the Land of the Free and the Home of Someone Else s (other than anyone in the Senate or Congress) Brave and dying Children, that more civil liberties have been eroded in the past 8 years, th… more
Fri Jul 04 06:00am PDT
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Source: Capt. Spastic's Jell-O-Rama Explosion and Super Secret All Purpose Sauce Journal
- Independence Brewing First Saturday
It s the first Saturday of the month, and as usual the great folks Rob and Amy of Independence Brewing Company are hosting their open house and beer tasting. Starts at 1:00PM. So come out and taste some of the best beer you can ever pour down your gully. Directions are on their website, so click th… more
Thu Jul 03 10:00am PDT
- Independence Brewing First Saturday
It s the first Saturday of the month, and as usual the great folks Rob and Amy of Independence Brewing Company are hosting their open house and beer tasting. Starts at 1:00PM. So come out and taste some of the best beer you can ever pour down your gully. Directions are on their website, so click th… more
Fri May 02 08:00am PDT
- Now For Some Important News... 2008 Brewers Association World Beer Cup Winners
2008 Brewers Association World Beer Cup Winners : 2008 Brewers Association World Beer Cup Winners Champion Brewery and Brewer Awards World Beer Cup Champion Brewery and Brewmaster Large Brewing Company Blue Moon Brewing Company Warren Quilliam World Beer Cup Champion Brewery and Brewmaster Mid-Size… more
Sun Apr 20 08:07am PDT
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Source: Austin TX. Beer Lovers
- It's All in the Timing...
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by her bed. He begins to worry. is this your husband? he asks nervously. No silly, she replies, snuggling up to him. your boyfriend, then? he continues. No not at all, she says, nibbling away at his ear. Is it yo… more
Sat May 19 01:16am PDT
- Laid?
Kenny came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife, who was already asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. Who the… more
Mon May 15 05:52pm PDT
- I Get a Kick Out of You...
A lawyer went to duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, I shot a duck and it fe… more
Wed Jan 11 10:28am PST
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Source: Capt. Spastic's Jokes List