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And now, for today s Tweets: 10:22 @ DomHancock #mypenis lifts weights. # 22:28 @ KateBuckJr Vibrator dead again? :p # 22:36 @ KateBuckJr Well, I d hate to disappoint. # 23:00 twurl.nl/hst1ja # 23:06 @ renegade500 Yes you do. # 06:25 @ renegade500 A progression of extremes really isn t progression … more
Mon Jun 08 06:01am PDT
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And now, for today s Tweets: 09:02 @ sephrena Days off RAWK! # 12:32 @ happn_in_austin Don t forget Independence Brewing open house AND brewery tour from 1 - 3 is.gd/QvmE # 12:34 Getting ready for Independence Brewing brewery tour day to start. 1 PM. Come out. It s free beer! is.gd/QvmE # 14:53 @… more
Sun Jun 07 06:01am PDT
- Today in Twitterisms
And now, for today s Tweets: 09:48 @ genedeanna Getting paid ROCKS! # 09:51 @ sephrena Being Friday, should make that easier! # 09:53 @ mattbovett Meatpie? From Boomerangs by any chance? # 09:55 Come on folks, still have 3 passes for Cap City tonight, Don t let free shit go to waste! Who doesn t ne… more
Sat Jun 06 06:01am PDT
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Source: Capt. Spastic's Jell-O-Rama Explosion and Super Secret All Purpose Sauce Journal
- Beer Pong Tournament
This Thursday, April 30th at 6:00 p.m., Competition Unlimited is hosting the first Beer Pong tournament in the state of Texas. First Place has the option of cash or an entry to the World Series of Beer Pong in Las Vegas. (That’s 4 nights for both players at the Flamingo as well as a chance at… more
Mon Apr 27 12:40pm PDT
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Thu Apr 09 10:20pm PDT
- Asylum Street Spankers - Beer!
It s the first Saturday of the month, and as usual the great folks Rob and Amy of Independence Brewing Company are hosting their open house and beer tasting. Starts at 1:00PM. So come out and taste some of the best beer you can ever pour down your gully. Directions are on their website, so click th… more
Thu Apr 02 07:20pm PDT
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Source: Austin TX. Beer Lovers
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After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by her bed. He begins to worry. is this your husband? he asks nervously. No silly, she replies, snuggling up to him. your boyfriend, then? he continues. No not at all, she says, nibbling away at his ear. Is it yo… more
Sat May 19 01:16am PDT
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Kenny came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife, who was already asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. Who the… more
Mon May 15 05:52pm PDT
- I Get a Kick Out of You...
A lawyer went to duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, I shot a duck and it fe… more
Wed Jan 11 10:28am PST
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