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Deaaaarrrrrr Cap n Slappy; I got meself a conundrum the size o the leviathan. I set out for high adventure on the seven seas dollied up as a lad three years ago. Two weeks out to sea, th crew found me out, an though they ve been fair civil for scallywags and ain t kicked me off, I ve been POWDER more