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Mon Jun 04 11:11pm PDTAll The Barking.. June 05, 2007
.... Welll.. I now know what all the barking has been about.. For those of you who have never seen one, the big brown animal is a moose, and the little tiny brown thing is he… more
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Sun Jun 25 01:37pm PDT
Great local bar
Great place to just quietly kick back and relax with locals from the LGBT community.. Scotty the bartender is one of the best around and always make u feel special... ...more
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- Trying toilets in stores before I buy them
- Asking a new sales clerk if I can return a package of condoms if they don't fit
- Going in drag to the emergency room
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- About Me:
- I am, April Rains, Imperial Crown Princess 16, of the Imperial Court of All of Alaska.. and I am also guy, and a dad, a transvestite, carpenter, fire fighter, and a 1001 and one other things.. What you read and see here is true.. I think...
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Wasilla, Alaska
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- ""A 1000 armies of Persia shall decend upon u and their arrows shall blot out the sun...""
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